It’s going to be a long day at work. I can’t stop thinking about sex.
-Lindy West in “Hey Ladies:Be Better at Sex, Dummies!”
How can you tell if some one finds you attractive?
I’m pretty groovy, though being in a grove would be nice too haha i couldn’t tell if that was a typo or not, so i googled the word grovy. fun stuff. hope you ladies are doing well in chi-town.
…What’s the difference between a fertilized egg; a corporation; and a woman? (Beat.) One of them isn’t considered a person in Oklahoma! BOOM!!!” —KRISTEN SCHAAL, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)