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March 2012

Fuck.

It’s going to be a long day at work. I can’t stop thinking about sex.

Mar 31, 2012
#hopes and dreams #sex #lust #craving #expectations #disappointment
Download the complete transcript of Bruce Springsteen's SXSW keynote → npr.org
Mar 31, 201222 notes
#Bruce Springsteen #SXSW #speech #theory of music
Oklahoma Ultrasound Abortion Law Ruled Unconstitutional → governing.com
Mar 31, 2012
#feminism #Oklahoma #Constitution #law reversal #abortion
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#somebody please tell my biyfriend this!
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#candy #harsh #tea #joke
Mar 31, 2012133 notes
#art #masturbation #nerdy chicks
Wouldn't It Be Nice The Beach Boys

The Beach Boys - Wouldn’t It Be Nice

Mar 31, 2012909 notes
#Beach Boys #wouldn't it be nice?
Mar 31, 20122,743 notes
#Futurama #mental illness #emotions
Mar 31, 20121,172 notes
#pants #question #are you wearing pants?
Mar 31, 2012719 notes
#Futurama #sadness #dog #loyalty
“Here’s why: If you treat women like objects, then don’t be surprised when they behave like objects. Generally speaking, society doesn’t tell women that their brains are attractive and they’re supposed to forge intimate physical connections with men—it tells them they’re a passive commodity, a prize to be won, a teddy bear at the carnival. And then you’re going to sit there sputtering with indignation when they act like a stuffed animal in bed? Please.” —

-Lindy West in “Hey Ladies:Be Better at Sex, Dummies!”

http://jezebel.com/5897667/hey-ladies-be-better-at-sex-dummies

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#feminism #sex
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#Futurama #Zoidberg #drugs #doctor
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Let's Spend The Night Together Rolling Stones

msbadguyy:

Let’s Spend The Night Together - The Rolling Stones

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anaees, anaees: You know when a song comes on shuffle and you haven’t heard it in ages... → anaees.com

anaees:

You know when a song comes on shuffle and you haven’t heard it in ages but it used to mean a lot to you? And you’re just like, “whoa, holy shit, this song,” and you remember every note and every lyric and every person and moment that gave this song all of its meaning. Your mind can’t sidestep…

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How can you tell if some one finds you attractive?

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#attraction #lust #question
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Caring Is Creepy

“Caring is Creepy” by The Shins

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Monkey Man The Rolling Stones

msbadguyy:

Monkey Man - The Rolling Stones

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Hey Liz! Sarah and I are in your room right now :P Just chillin lol We hope you are doing grovy (sarah's word not mine)!

I’m pretty groovy, though being in a grove would be nice too haha i couldn’t tell if that was a typo or not, so i googled the word grovy. fun stuff. hope you ladies are doing well in chi-town.

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Listen

kiado:

Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi, 1970

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“Imagination is more important than knowledge.” —March 14 Pi Day At Maryland Science Center And Albert Einstein’s Birthday (via huffingtonpost)
Mar 14, 201229 notes
“I just flew in from Virginia, and boy is my vagina tired! From the involuntary ultrasound wanding — AM I RIGHT, LADIES? (Beat.) And by the way, why do they call it a ‘wand’? Where are we — Hogwarts? The only thing magically disappearing was my dignity and privacy, BOOM!!!

…What’s the difference between a fertilized egg; a corporation; and a woman? (Beat.) One of them isn’t considered a person in Oklahoma! BOOM!!!”
—KRISTEN SCHAAL, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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